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{1857}{1903}Apples. Apples.
{1907}{1965}Where do you think|you're going?
{1984}{2031}What do you mean...?
{2035}{2119}Shut up, you pasty-faced palookas.
{2157}{2221}Apples, apples.
{2252}{2278}Apples.
{2345}{2372}Hey, Annie!
{2442}{2506}Come round to the house sometime.
{2510}{2546}I got a lot of silverware|hanging around loose.
{2574}{2606}Apples.
{2656}{2711}Hello, Schultzie, how's business?
{2716}{2757}Not so good over at the Apollo.
{2761}{2822}Go over to the Casino.|They got a hit over there.
{2826}{2889}Is that so?|I'll go right over. Thanks.
{2893}{2934}Yeah.
{2962}{3006}If you changed your tune,|perhaps you'd have better luck.
{3213}{3277}The Dude wants to see you, Annie.|He's over at Missouri Martin's.
{3281}{3326}Yeah, l know.|How's pickings, Smiley?
{3332}{3407}Terrible. Everybody's broke.|Must be tough on them.
{3411}{3496}Stop yappin'. Didn't you hear|the President over the radio?
{3504}{3580}Get on over to the Casino.|They've got a hit over there.
{3584}{3628}- They have?|- Sure. Spread it around.
{3632}{3693}Don't forget Missouri Martin's.|Dude said it was important.
{3697}{3722}Alright, l won't.
{3722}{3749}Apples.
{3749}{3776}Apples.
{5017}{5045}Okay, girls.
{5220}{5252}What's going on?
{5284}{5350}- What's the mystery?|- Babe, Dude's got a big bet on.
{5354}{5420}- Yeah, what kind of bet?|- You're liable to scare the fly.
{5424}{5446}What fly?
{5446}{5527}Dude bet the Greek the fly would|land on his piece of sugar first.
{5839}{5914}- What do you say, Dude? 500 more?|- You're on.
{5983}{6050}What do you think|you're doing, Shakespeare?
{6065}{6119}I'm decoying him, Dude,|over to your lump.
{6450}{6522}Tough luck, Dude.|That's 1500 you owe me.
{6526}{6581}I bet the Greek's got|them flies trained.
{6585}{6649}Now that the animal act's over,|let's get going.
{6653}{6701}- Yeah, we better get going.|- Let's blow.
{6705}{6755}Hey, Dude, l give you|a chance to get even.
{6759}{6819}- Nothing doing.|- Alright.
{6938}{7009}This is a lot of hokum,|playing around with flies
{7013}{7059}when a real sucker's|waiting for us,
{7067}{7093}with real dough.
{7097}{7147}What's the matter, handsome?|No luck?
{7151}{7207}I should have know better than|to bet without my apple.
{7211}{7243}I'm going to find Apple Annie.
{7247}{7304}You're searching for her now?
{7308}{7384}Listen, Happy. This is one of the|biggest stud games l've sat in.
{7388}{7458}I'm not taking any chances.|Look what just happened to me.
{7462}{7503}I even lost to the Greek.
{7507}{7601}Did l tell you about the fella,|superstitious about a hunchback?
{7605}{7692}He went looking for him one day|and got run over by a truck.
{7696}{7750}A fella told me it was|hard luck to be superstitious.
{7754}{7847}- Go out and find Apple Annie.|- Okay, Dude. I'm on my way.
{7863}{7932}I'm a first class monkey|if l can see how you can win pots
{7936}{7988}by buying apples from|old dames.
{7994}{8052}Can't find your apple, Dude?|Here's something for good luck.
{8064}{8094}Cut it out. Cut it out.
{8098}{8148}He wants apples, not lemons.
{8152}{8235}Happy, in case you break anything,|make sure it's your neck.
{8333}{8375}- Hello, Annie.|- Hello, Dude.
{8379}{8428}- Did l keep you waiting?|- No.
{8432}{8463}You've got a great racket, Annie.
{8467}{8545}Couple more suckers like the Dude|and you can retire in a year.
{8549}{8616}Pull up your chin, Happy,|you're liable to step on it.
{8620}{8678}- Never mind the change.|- God bless you.
{8698}{8748}- So how'd you do last week?|- Okay.
{8768}{8816}Where were you Saturday?|I couldn't win a race.
{8820}{8847}Saturday?
{8851}{8928}I wasn't feeling so good Saturday.
{8932}{9013}- Drinking again.|- Who? Me?
{9033}{9101}I ain't touched a drop in weeks.
{9105}{9187}Cut it out. Doc Michel says|your kidneys are all shot.
{9191}{9255}He's an old fool, doesn't know|what he's talking about.
{9263}{9319}If you two are going to|discuss Annie's kidneys...
{9323}{9357}Your car's ready, Mr. Dude.
{9361}{9408}Mr. Dude,|l can't find her no place.
{9420}{9475}There you are!|The Dude wants to see you.
{9479}{9535}Nice work, Shakespeare.|So long, Annie.
{9553}{9616}I bet the cards|treat you right tonight, Dude.
{9620}{9687}They will, l'll tell 'em the Dude|bought an apple from Annie.
{10326}{10353}Did you get it?
{10383}{10419}Don't l always get it?
{10461}{10534}- The classiest stationary we have.|- Thank you.
{10561}{10627}- Thank you, Oscar.|- That bunch costs you 50 cents.
{10631}{10698}50 cents? You never charge me|more than two bits.
{10702}{10793}It's conditions. People don't leave|things in their rooms anymore.
{10798}{10866}It's got so bad l have to|buy my own toothpaste.
{10870}{10955}- That's awful, Oscar.|- Even my wife's complaining.
{10965}{11030}Remember when she was the|best-smelling woman on the block?
{11034}{11143}I brought her back so much perfume|she used to stink with it.
{11147}{11219}- Cheer up. Things will get better.|- I guess so.
{11224}{11274}When are you expecting|your next letter?
{11278}{11362}There's a mail boat in|from Spain in the morning.
{11366}{11406}Okay, l'll watch out for it.
{11410}{11463}There's a good soul!|I'll pay you beginning of the week.
{11467}{11498}And don't you forget it.
{11502}{11579}If l'm caught stealing letters,|l'll get fired.
{11591}{11667}- No, you mustn't get fired.|- They will if they catch me.
{11680}{11751}Who are you getting|these letters from anyhow?
{11780}{11827}None of your business.
{11827}{11885}- A new lover, eh?|- That's it.
{11906}{11940}A new lover.
{11944}{11985}You old devil, you.
{12412}{12447}Get out of the way.
{12482}{12537}That's for getting in the way.
{14878}{14919}Hey, scat!
{14986}{15015}The very idea.
{15027}{15111}Couldn't you find any other place|to sleep on but my picture?
{16180}{16220}"My dear...
{16269}{16299}adorable...
{16348}{16377}daughter.
{16501}{16579}The social season...
{16636}{16728}is over.
{16900}{16928}And so,
{17028}{17066}the reception...
{17128}{17191}l came to...
{17254}{17310}Lord...
{17759}{17824}Lord Woodcliff's."
{17917}{17956}Here's to Lord Woodcliff.
{18153}{18259}"They say to wish you success."
{18401}{18453}I just love Annie's music.
{18738}{18857}"It breaks my heart that l've not|been able to see you these years,
{18894}{18991}but Doctor Michel, the old crab,
{19016}{19139}still says it would be fatal|for me to make an ocean voyage.
{19174}{19278}Your stepfather thought|he might make the trip this year."
{19309}{19377}You didn't know you had|a stepfather, did you?"
{19440}{19486}Neither did l.
{19544}{19591}"The young man you write about
{19627}{19685}sounds perfectly darling.
{19742}{19856}I hope he loves you as much as
{19871}{19919}you love him.
{20216}{20335}As much as l love you, my darling.
{20645}{20682}Oscar, where have you been?
{20686}{20772}You shouldn't keep me waiting|when l'm expecting a letter.
{20805}{20868}Why, Oscar. Where's your uniform?
{20907}{20975}Oscar, what's happened?
{21011}{21076}You haven't lost your job?
{21098}{21174}You shouldn't fool me like this.
{21188}{21230}They can't fire you!
{21234}{21290}They can't, eh?|Well, they did.
{21294}{21341}They caught me putting|your letter in my pocket.
{21345}{21379}Where's my letter?
{21383}{21434}What am l going to tell the wife?|That's what l want to know.
{21438}{21514}- Where's my letter?|- How do l know? They took it.
{21569}{21640}Annie, where you going?|They won't let you in that way.
{21665}{21711}Hey! Hey!
{21767}{21805}You must be|in the wrong place, madam.
{21809}{21864}- Peasants aren't allowed in here.|- There's a strict rule about...
{21868}{21911}Let me go, let me go!
{22151}{22179}I beg your pardon.
{22209}{22244}Oh, my goodness.
{22244}{22307}There's some mail here|for me, a letter.
{22311}{22352}Mail?|Are you stopping here, Madam?
{22365}{22459}No, but there's a letter.|It came this morning for me.
{22464}{22517}It's from Barcelona, Spain.
{22533}{22575}It's very important.
{22679}{22711}Well, what is your name, please?
{22715}{22788}Mrs. E. Worthington Manville.
{22796}{22873}- Mrs. E. Worthington Manville?|- Yes.
{22894}{22948}Mrs. E. Worthington Manville.
{23517}{23586}I'm the manager.|Anything l can do for you?
{23590}{23620}Yes, if you please.
{23624}{23689}There's a letter here for me|and l'd like to get it.
{23693}{23741}Letter?|Addressed to the hotel?
{23745}{23788}Yes...
{23805}{23853}l told that other man|all about it.
{23867}{23957}- You're not a guest of the hotel?|- No, anybody can see that!
{23961}{24023}Please, no need for shouting.
{24027}{24074}Then why don't you|give me my letter?
{24078}{24151}What's the use of|asking me foolish questions?
{24155}{24215}I'm afraid l have to ask you|to leave the hotel.
{24219}{24288}Well, l won't go|till l get my letter!
{24302}{24339}I'll be compelled to|call the police.
{24343}{24414}Well, call the police.|Call anybody you like.
{24418}{24500}I'm not a criminal.|I haven't done anything wrong.
{24510}{24565}Mister, please.
{24580}{24653}I don't want trouble for the hotel.
{24657}{24780}All l want is my letter.|It's from my daughter, see?
{24792}{24857}It came all the way from Spain.
{24903}{24930}Just a moment.
{24954}{24991}- Iloyd.|- Yes, sir?
{25021}{25068}Do you remember|a letter addressed to Mrs...?
{25072}{25103}E. Worthington Manville
{25124}{25150}Yes, it came in this morning.
{25154}{25213}There, you see?|I told you it was here.
{25217}{25253}Let her have it.
{25253}{25314}God bless you kindly, sir.|God bless you.
{25318}{25366}Why are you standing there?|Go get it.
{25373}{25405}I sent it back.
{25405}{25436}You sent it back?
{25436}{25492}Sir, there's no one registered|here under that name,
{25496}{25563}so l sent it back marked|"party not known here".
{25571}{25678}But you can't. She'll find out|that l'm not living here.
{25682}{25746}- Don't you see?|- Please, please.
{25773}{25804}Has the mail left yet?
{25808}{25854}Yes, the boy took it out|a few minutes ago.
{25858}{25884}It's probably...
{25887}{25918}There he is now.
{25970}{26023}- Hey, boy, boy!|- Please.
{26036}{26118}Don't put any more in there!|Don't put any more...
{26155}{26187}You can't do this here.
{26211}{26240}She's quite crazy.
{26277}{26368}There it is.|I knew it was here.
{26415}{26460}I'd know it any place.
{26464}{26517}Leave this hotel at once.
{26553}{26650}Yes, sir.|Thank you, sir.
{28561}{28594}She's fainted.
{28612}{28638}It's an old lady.
{28651}{28682}Come on, grandma.
{28869}{28899}You all right now, mother?
{28917}{28948}I'm...
{28985}{29015}Where's my letter?
{29019}{29066}Where's my letter?
{29082}{29143}- Here.|- There you are.
{29194}{29262}- Do you feel alright?|- Now leave me alone.
{29266}{29299}I'm all right.
{29312}{29365}Nothing's the matter with me.|I'm all right.
{29605}{29653}So, if my daughter comes here,
{29671}{29731}all you gotta do is|say that l'm dead.
{29738}{29783}That ought to be easy enough?
{29787}{29876}It won't do the hotel any harm.
{29895}{29981}"Mrs. E. Worthington Manville|passed away last week."
{29985}{30028}That's simple enough.
{30038}{30121}Oh, yes. Say there was|a funeral, a big funeral,
{30125}{30174}and lots of flowers,
{30188}{30233}and all the|prominent people came.
{30245}{30313}If they ask about Mr. Manville,
{30317}{30376}just say he was so broken up
{30392}{30464}he had to take a trip|around the world for a year.
{30476}{30544}Make it two years.|That'll do the trick.
{30553}{30596}Pretty slick, isn't it?
{30606}{30632}It's Apple Annie.
{30651}{30695}- Come on, Annie.|- Will you do it for me?
{30699}{30747}- I won't bother you any more.|- Take her out of here.
{30751}{30832}- Come on, Annie.|- I won't... you've got to.
{30845}{30906}- You can't let me...|- Come on, never mind.
{30910}{30972}You've gotta! You've gotta!
{31009}{31099}Sure, we can talk business|if the proposition's right.
{31112}{31184}No, we want the whole stable,|every horse in it.
{31204}{31236}Look, three sixes.
{31247}{31311}Listen, Babcock without|Sun Count or Beau Geste,
{31315}{31380}we wouldn't give you counterfeit|script for the whole outfit.
{31384}{31433}Okay, how much you want?
{31440}{31481}What?
{31481}{31537}He'd take a hundred grand.|It's a steal.
{31558}{31595}A hundred thousand?
{31604}{31681}What do you boys expect us|to do, rob the Mint?
{31703}{31781}Okay, if l can line up the Dude,|we'll step around and see ya.
{31857}{31929}It's a pushover, Dude.|Babcock must need the money.
{31933}{31984}Take it from me, you're lucky.
{31988}{32060}Which of these vests do you like,|the white or the striped?
{32064}{32148}Let's get going. We can knock|this deal over in an hour.
{32173}{32226}I can't find her, Boss.|Can't find her no place.
{32230}{32268}- Can't find who?|- Apple Annie.
{32272}{32336}I looked high and low for her.|She ain't nowheres around.
{32340}{32390}That's why you were stalling.
{32394}{32441}What do you mean,|"couldn't find her"?
{32456}{32508}I get a lot of help|from you guys.
{32519}{32596}I feed you pretty good.|You got dough in your pockets.
{32605}{32676}Listen. I know what l'm doing|and l don't go into this deal
{32680}{32725}till l get an apple from Annie.
{32771}{32831}Listen 'stupe',|all you had to do
{32835}{32891}was ask any panhandler|on Broadway.
{32895}{32979}That's just it, there ain't no|panhandlers on Broadway.
{32983}{33009}What?
{33009}{33078}Listen, l hope my mother croaks|if this ain't the truth.
{33084}{33167}I walked over town for hours.|Ain't a beggar on the streets.
{33171}{33240}I suppose they're all|in Europe on vacation.
{33244}{33332}Search me. It's got me scared.|Broadway looks like a morgue.
{33357}{33418}Blind man here.|His name is Shorty.
{33422}{33467}- Shorty? A blind man?|- Yes.
{33480}{33514}Bring him in.
{33514}{33547}None of them around, eh?
{33551}{33611}Get that dizzy dame off your mind.
{33618}{33673}I don't think about her|in the daytime.
{33727}{33747}Let 'em in.
{33747}{33775}- Hello, Dude.|- Hello.
{33802}{33857}- What do you mugs want?|- It's about Annie.
{33863}{33911}What about Annie? I've been|looking all over town for her.
{33915}{33942}She's in an awful jam.
{33946}{33994}- Been drinkin' again, huh?|- No, it ain't that.
{33998}{34044}Notterhead found her|walking by the water.
{34048}{34085}Yeah, she was in a daze.
{34089}{34158}She was walking down the|waterfront, talking to herself.
{34162}{34203}Good thing Notterhead|ran into her.
{34207}{34241}What is all this?
{34245}{34314}- She's in an awful jam.|- I heard that.
{34367}{34438}For years she's been swiping|stationary from the Marberry.
{34442}{34496}And writing her daughter|she's in high society.
{34501}{34565}- Daughter?|- She's got a daughter in Europe.
{34569}{34600}Been in a convent|ever since she was a baby.
{34604}{34639}Sends her money every month.
{34643}{34693}Now she's gonna marry|a Count or something.
{34698}{34787}What is all this, a racket?|Anybody know where she lives?
{34791}{34862}- First Avenue, 314.|- Remember that. I'm going there.
{34882}{34921}Okay, you mugs. Out of here!
{34930}{34976}Come on, you heard.
{34980}{35050}Happy, go to Babcock's|and stall him till l get there.
{35054}{35097}Shakespeare, come along with me.
{35108}{35164}As soon as l get my apple|l'll meet you over there.
{35572}{35638}As l live and breathe,
{35642}{35697}my old friend, the Dude.
{35701}{35742}Come in, gentlemen.
{35751}{35847}I thought so. On the gin again.|Where's your apples?
{35857}{35944}Come on in.|The butler will take your things.
{35975}{36040}You didn't know l had|a butler, did you, Dude?
{36049}{36078}I've got lots of butlers,
{36107}{36136}millions of 'em.
{36136}{36198}Where you been, you old buzzard?|I've looked all day for you.
{36211}{36296}So good of you to come down|for the hunting season.
{36327}{36414}Everyone always comes down|for the hunting season.
{36428}{36483}Dude, let's get out of here.|When she's crocked,
{36487}{36566}she pulls this 'society' stuff.|Gives me the creeps.
{36570}{36611}You trying to kill yourself?
{36615}{36690}You know what Doc Michel said.|This stuff'll poison you.
{36694}{36746}Hey, Boss.
{36752}{36814}This must be the daughter|them panhandlers was yappin' about.
{36832}{36891}You haven't met my daughter,|have you?
{36911}{36966}She's coming over to visit me.
{36999}{37036}Isn't she lovely?
{37068}{37123}She's coming over here...
{37132}{37164}with a Count.
{37189}{37255}She's gonna marry|the Count's son.
{37274}{37356}That's the kind of people|l associate with.
{37403}{37446}Funny, isn't it?
{37480}{37556}She thinks l'm in high society.
{37610}{37666}Wait till she sees me!
{37701}{37767}It's going to be funny|when she finds out
{37771}{37829}her mother is Apple Annie.
{37876}{37929}Why don't you laugh?
{37951}{37993}Why don't you laugh?
{38012}{38057}It's funny, l tell you.
{38068}{38141}Apple Annie,|from Schubert Alley.
{38253}{38290}Apple Annie...
{38332}{38370}from Schubert Alley.
{38586}{38655}Old fool, getting herself|in a jam like that.
{38809}{38870}Remind me to send|Doc Michel down here.
{38958}{39028}- What you gonna do, Mr. Dude?|- Do about what?
{39032}{39064}About Annie.
{39068}{39105}What do you mugs want me to do?
{39109}{39152}We thought you'd figure it out.
{39156}{39222}We had a meeting and someone said:|"Ask the Dude."
{39226}{39308}That's all l got to do?|Go on, beat it.
{39312}{39399}If Annie could get an apartment|at the Marberry for a week...
{39403}{39470}- We'd pitch in for some of it.|- Yeah, we'd all help.
{39474}{39538}- Annie at the Marberry?|- Yeah.
{39542}{39568}Go on, get out of here.
{39592}{39650}- Come one.|- Come on, scram everybody.
{39791}{39875}The nerve of those guys.|Annie at the Marberry.
{39921}{39983}Hey Dude,|mind if l have an idea?
{39987}{40018}Yeah.
{40018}{40096}This here society friend|of yours, Rodney Kent,
{40100}{40132}he's got an apartment|at the Marberry.
{40136}{40180}What about it? What about it?
{40200}{40274}Can you see me asking Rodney Kent|"Lend me your apartment
{40278}{40310}for Apple Annie?"
{40314}{40361}He'd throw me out|on my rear.
{40380}{40441}I was just gonna say that.|"He'd throw you out on your rear."
{40445}{40506}- Shut up about it, then.|- I was just gonna do that.
{40956}{41028}- Where have l seen you before?|- Whom do you wish to see, sir?
{41032}{41113}- Is this Rodney Kent's apartment?|- Yes, sir, but he's away.
{41117}{41182}What gave you the idea|l give a hang where he is?
{41186}{41221}Well, l assume...
{41225}{41299}Don't assume so much.|It'll get you into trouble.
{41303}{41344}- Yes, sir.|- Come here a minute.
{41348}{41431}I'll tell you something that will|upset the rest of your day.
{41435}{41505}- I don't care about Rodney Kent.|- No, sir.
{41509}{41601}Toddle in there and tell|Dave the Dude l wanna see him.
{41611}{41652}- He is in there, isn't he?|- Yes, sir.
{41658}{41688}Who should l say is calling?
{41692}{41759}Happy McGuire, apple of his eye,|that's who.
{41763}{41823}- You got that straight?|- Yes, sir. I have it.
{41827}{41905}Don't let it upset you.|Four out of five have it.
{41977}{42037}I promise not to get depressed.
{42210}{42286}And remember,|if you take one drop of gin...
{42357}{42399}Now, here's the layout.
{42430}{42504}Here's your bedroom, see?|That's over in the corner.
{42528}{42603}The Count is here, the son here,|your daughter's here.
{42611}{42644}Now, you got that straight?
{42663}{42701}Here, you better keep this.
{42785}{42842}Fine mess|you got everybody into.
{42846}{42894}Everybody worrying about you.
{42915}{42979}Why didn't you swipe stationary|out of the White House?
{42983}{43038}Then you could've said|you were the President's wife.
{43058}{43139}- Mr. Happy McGuire.|- 'The boy with the sore feet."
{43160}{43232}You know l've been looking|for you for two days?
{43265}{43295}What's this?
{43295}{43354}Meet the new society lady.
{43385}{43461}Hotel Marberry, daughter.
{43486}{43538}Where'd you ever get|a daughter, anyway?
{43560}{43594}Who's the father?
{43606}{43642}Who's the father?
{43655}{43726}I suppose you'll tell me|he was a big shot or something.
{43730}{43787}Rodney Kent gave you|this apartment for her?
{43796}{43869}Yeah, must be|as big a sucker as l am.
{43873}{43915}He must be off his nut.
{43919}{43988}"The whole thing sounds insane,|but go ahead, use the apartment.
{43992}{44069}My only request is|make certain
{44073}{44139}no one puts mustaches|on the paintings."
{44163}{44241}Say, listen,|come over here.
{44245}{44278}I want to talk to you.
{44333}{44441}Get this, l got the Babcock deal|all set, get me? It's set.
{44455}{44513}Now that's our bread and butter.|What's this?
{44528}{44565}You're not doing yourself|any good here.
{44569}{44623}Yeah, l know.|You think l'm screwy,
{44627}{44660}but l got an idea.
{44681}{44736}For years Annie's|been lucky to me, ain't she?
{44747}{44832}What luck would l have|if l passed her up now?
{44851}{44888}Miss Missouri Martin.
{44892}{44935}- Fetch her in.|- Missouri Martin?
{44939}{45001}Yeah, the old gal herself.|How is it, boys?
{45009}{45058}Come on, gang.|How's my baby?
{45062}{45095}Cut it out, cut it out.
{45099}{45182}Here they are, suckers, the gang|that keeps me broke but beautiful.
{45196}{45254}All ready for the slaughter.|Now where's the victim?
{45284}{45318}There she is.
{45322}{45394}And what material for|a bunch of hungry artists.
{45425}{45468}Look at 'em, tongues hanging out.
{45472}{45521}By the time they're finished,|she'll look as good as me.
{45525}{45579}The idea is to|make her look like a lady.
{45617}{45655}"Laughing Boy" is in again.
{45661}{45721}All right, flesh pounders,|this is going to be a sweet job.
{45737}{45818}- Alright, Annie, let's go.|- We will make you beautiful.
{45822}{45864}- Come on.|- 'Atta gal.'
{45868}{45914}The hair the biggest problem.
{45918}{45959}It's all right, Annie.
{46008}{46098}You won't get to first base.|You'll have lead her on a string.
{46102}{46143}Take her in that bedroom.
{46223}{46278}Wait a minute,|he can't go in there.
{46282}{46367}It's alright, Dude,|it's alright.
{46558}{46584}<i>Pierre.</i>
{46865}{46905}Alright, girls, that's all.
{46933}{46991}Folks, meet|Mrs. E. Worthington Manville.
{47607}{47672}I'll never forget you for this.
{47703}{47744}God bless you.
{47748}{47786}Okay, okay.
{47795}{47860}Yeah, you look fine.|You'd fool anybody.
{47882}{47913}Nice work, Missouri.
{47969}{48017}Come on, Happy. Let's get going.
{48109}{48146}Wait a minute, you guys.
{48150}{48191}Where do you think you're going?
{48195}{48251}We're returning to the business|of making a living,
{48255}{48334}- if it's just the same to you.|- You think you're through?
{48341}{48394}- What about the husband?|- Husband?
{48398}{48465}Worthington Manville,|Who's gonna dig him up?
{48469}{48517}I forgot all about the husband.
{48530}{48603}Missouri, go back in and tell her|to take care of that herself.
{48607}{48638}That's a brilliant idea.
{48644}{48693}Who's she gonna get,|one of her panhandler friends.?
{48697}{48751}He got her the apartment|and a flock of clothes.
{48755}{48785}What more do you want?
{48795}{48846}- You can take care of it.|- Oh, l can, can l?
{48850}{48927}Very sweet of you.|Whose idea was this, anyway?
{48931}{49006}I'm a kibbutzer in this,|now you want to give it me?
{49010}{49047}You got another guess coming!
{49061}{49108}I like Annie|as much as anybody,
{49118}{49185}but if you guys are|running out, l'm going too.
{49211}{49259}I'm a sucker if l'm gonna be|left holding the bag.
{49263}{49298}You want the Dude|to give up his business?
{49302}{49341}I got a night club|needs looking after.
{49345}{49419}That comical hole in the wall?|Don't make me laugh.
{49423}{49460}If l could make you laugh,|l'd go out and get drunk!
{49464}{49508}You couldn't make a hyena laugh.
{49512}{49583}Wait a minute, what do you mean,|talking to her like that?
{49601}{49632}Stop arguing|and let's do something.
{49636}{49709}If we gotta dig up a husband,|let's get it over with.
{49713}{49778}Now you gotta dig up|a husband for her.
{49782}{49855}Where you gonna get|a husband, just like that?
{49906}{49944}What about you, Happy?
{49951}{49970}Me?
{49970}{50036}That's a swell idea.|I think you'd be just precious.
{50040}{50115}Wonderful idea.|Just one thing stands in the way.
{50119}{50194}I got a wife|that's very fussy.
{50205}{50279}She don't like for me to|go around marrying people.
{50305}{50373}I know how unreasonable|that must sound to you,
{50377}{50442}but she's funny that way.
{50769}{50796}No.
{50892}{50969}I got just the one!|Judge Henry G. Blake.
{50973}{50993}Who's he?
{50993}{51069}For a proposition like this,|we need a guy that talks classy.
{51073}{51138}Well, judge Blake is|the classiest talker in town.
{51142}{51181}- Shakespeare.|- Yes, Boss.
{51285}{51347}Judge Blake, the guy that|told you you could shoot pool
{51351}{51390}is taking you for a sleigh ride.
{51399}{51441}Granted, my boy, granted.
{51529}{51566}In Providence, where l come from,
{51570}{51635}a cripple like you would be|taken for all he's got.
{51639}{51700}That's one of the reasons|l never go to Providence.
{51709}{51778}If you did, you'd come back|without your pants.
{51827}{51907}How much longer must l toy with|this be-knighted son of Providence?
{51922}{51960}Take it easy, judge.|This guy's a cinch.
{51964}{52011}Any minute now he'll want to|jack up the ante.
{52015}{52063}I'm becoming annoyed at|this silly twaddle.
{52070}{52158}If the sap knew who|the judge was, he'd go home.
{52178}{52269}If the stakes were higher,|you might do better.
{52277}{52313}Success at last.
{52320}{52370}Do better?|I doubt it, my friend.
{52391}{52443}Thought you might want to|double the bet.
{52458}{52496}How about 10 cents a ball?
{52505}{52556}10 cents? A veritable fortune.
{52567}{52617}Afraid, huh?
{52630}{52719}Afraid? Nobody ever said that|to me and got away with it!
{52725}{52797}Did you know that during the|reign of King Charles 2nd,
{52801}{52853}we were known as|"The Fearless Blakes"?
{52859}{52909}I'll show you how afraid l am!
{52914}{52962}I'll make it 50 cents a ball!
{52968}{53001}Okay, come on!
{53005}{53062}- Boy, rack 'em up!|- Yes, sir.
{53074}{53118}Come on.
{53151}{53190}Set 'em up.
{53200}{53243}Let's get goin'.
{53317}{53342}Judge.
{53342}{53402}My old friend,|the Bard of Avon.
{53423}{53493}- Dude wants to see you right away.|- Can't be done, my friend.
{53497}{53564}I am engaged in|a very profitable enterprise.
{53570}{53605}I don't know nothing about that.
{53609}{53677}In fact, my next month's|room rent depends on it.
{53683}{53729}Come on, judge.|It's your shot.
{53736}{53803}Wait, the Dude said not to|take no for an answer.
{53811}{53879}- You know what that means.|- Yes, l've had occasion.
{53889}{53947}What's the matter, judge?|Getting cold feet?
{53953}{54044}There he is, the lucky stiff.|I'll probably lose him for life.
{54057}{54111}- Excuse me.|- Step on it, judge.
{54115}{54144}Guys, you're holding up the game.
{54148}{54209}I thought you were known as|"The Fearless Blakes"?
{54219}{54292}You were born under|a lucky star, my friend.
{54555}{54652}A 6 ball shot, friends, one in|each pocket, shooting left-handed.
{54656}{54698}Amazing.
{54698}{54740}Quiet, boys!
{54803}{54848}Great shot!
{54910}{54950}- Collect from Providence.|- Right.
{54954}{55005}That was some shot.
{55038}{55078}And with the left hand.
{55108}{55172}Thank you, me lad.|Proceed, Shakespeare.
{55191}{55234}It's only for a week, judge.
{55238}{55326}All you do is be her|rich, aristocratic husband.
{55336}{55385}The rich and aristocratic|suits me admirably.
{55389}{55448}- Ever try being a husband?|- I'm notorious for it.
{55452}{55506}- How'd you make out.|- Pitifully, pitifully.
{55527}{55578}They were charming women, too.|All four of them.
{55610}{55656}I'm sorry you brought that up.
{55662}{55729}I can't understand why l should|prove such a miserable failure.
{55739}{55784}You probably talked them to death.
{55789}{55836}- What do you say?|- I'm interested.
{55840}{55885}- Whose husband?|- Never mind that.
{55891}{55963}Now here's the layout.
{56003}{56071}You're going to be|the ever-lovin' husband
{56077}{56106}of Apple Annie.
{56146}{56207}Preposterous!|Most preposterous!
{56214}{56259}Of all people, Apple Annie.
{56268}{56343}Listen, Dude, this is|asking much too much.
{56367}{56420}A mere apple vendor,|practically a mendicant.
{56424}{56487}- Good afternoon.|- Here she is now.
{56512}{56554}- Here who is?|- Apple Annie.
{56589}{56668}The judge was saying how glad|he was to be your husband.
{56681}{56714}Thank you.
{56817}{56858}Thank you so much.
{56862}{56917}I am deeply flattered.
{56921}{57016}The pleasure, l assure you,|my dear and charming lady,
{57022}{57069}is all mine.
{57318}{57358}19 and a half.
{57363}{57396}See, Happy?
{57400}{57499}An apartment, clothes, judge Blake|and the thing was cinched.
{57504}{57597}Just between you and me,|l got quite a bang out of it.
{57601}{57639}Maybe now that's over,
{57643}{57707}we can revive the Babcock deal.
{57711}{57802}'Revive it'?|You mean, you let it get away?
{57827}{57880}I let it get away?
{57884}{57965}You laid down on the job, huh?|I should've known that.
{57982}{58012}Say, listen,
{58032}{58102}Babcock wore out the seats|of two pairs of pants
{58106}{58159}sitting on his "El Fideldo".
{58163}{58215}All right, all right.|Call him up.
{58219}{58271}Tell him l'm ready.|I'll come right over.
{58275}{58345}I let it get away!
{58486}{58517}Hello, Dude.
{58544}{58623}- I'm glad l found you in.|- What do you want?
{58627}{58687}I want to see you|before the boat got in.
{58693}{58750}Annie's daughter arrives today.
{58754}{58782}Yeah, l know.
{58786}{58837}Alright, men, scram.|I'll see you tomorrow.
{58841}{58925}I shouldn't hurry so.|It plays havoc with my dignity.
{58940}{59012}What's on your mind, judge?|Come on, l got business...
{59016}{59075}Dude, you played|an abominable trick
{59079}{59122}on that poor old woman.
{59126}{59154}I what?
{59154}{59189}My dear Dude,
{59193}{59263}do you know the number|of reporters
{59267}{59330}- that meet the incoming boats?|- Well?
{59342}{59396}They'll want to know|all about the Count,
{59400}{59475}why he came to America,|who his friends are.
{59479}{59529}That means me|and Apple Annie.
{59533}{59604}Sure, a guy named Winchell|would give his right eye
{59608}{59649}for a story like this.
{59653}{59715}I told you you couldn't|get away with it!
{59763}{59809}Why didn't you think of that?
{59813}{59855}Why didn't l think of it?
{59859}{59941}Yeah. Why tell me now?|What are we gonna do?
{59946}{60034}What are you gonna do?|You started it. It's your party.
{60038}{60088}Well, l'm leaving it to you.
{60092}{60151}You better see|those reporters stay away.
{60155}{60212}- What time's that boat come in?|- I hope it sinks.
{60216}{60245}In about an hour.
{60249}{60311}I better go with you|to see nothing goes wrong.
{60336}{60384}- Come on, judge.|- Coming!
{60411}{60464}Goodbye, Sad Eyes.
{60774}{60819}Some 'phonus balonus' round here.
{60823}{60876}Yeah, Dave the Dude|isn't here for his health.
{60880}{60922}His whole mob ain't.
{61134}{61212}Tell your mugs to hold the circle|and don't let anyone near us.
{61216}{61286}Don't worry, the only way|they get in is with a tank.
{61341}{61412}- Let's see what happens.|- Not a bad idea.
{61453}{61518}- How do l look?|- Great. Okay.
{61535}{61605}- How does Annie look?|- You wouldn't know her, Schultzie.
{61609}{61690}I remember when Annie|looked like that all the time.
{61702}{61781}Notterhead took me over|and she smelled good.
{61929}{61970}I can hardly believe it.
{61993}{62093}In a little while l'll be|holding my baby in my arms.
{62410}{62472}Yes, there she is.
{62476}{62536}There she is!|Louise! Louise!
{62892}{62982}Louise! Louise!|Look!
{63049}{63115}Louise, it's your mother.
{63143}{63200}There's Mother!
{63204}{63268}She recognizes me.|She recognizes me.
{63291}{63348}It's mother! It's mother dear!
{63352}{63384}Mother!
{63421}{63476}Louise. Louise.
{63791}{63830}I can't wait.
{63872}{63978}She'll be down.
{64210}{64272}Louise! Louise!
{64631}{64665}Louise!
{64692}{64731}My baby.
{64913}{64996}Let me look at you.|You're beautiful.
{65000}{65055}I'm so happy.
{65059}{65114}I'd know you anywhere.
{65120}{65181}- What are they doing?|- They're kissing.
{65185}{65256}- Is Annie happy?|- Yeah, she's crying.
{65308}{65357}My sweet!
{65401}{65473}You're just as|l pictured you, Mother.
{65477}{65540}- My baby.|- Just as l pictured you.
{65633}{65704}Enough tears around here|to float a battleship.
{65858}{65912}This is your stepfather, dear.
{65916}{65961}Mother's written me|so much about you.
{66073}{66148}May l present|Count Alfonso Romero
{66152}{66193}and his son, Carlos.
{66197}{66227}How do you do?
{66231}{66278}It is indeed a pleasure,|my dear Count.
{66282}{66328}We've been looking forward|to this visit for some time.
{66332}{66379}Thank you.
{66379}{66421}How stupid of me.
{66425}{66497}This is...|your Uncle David.
{66510}{66536}My uncle?
{66545}{66594}I didn't know l had an uncle.
{66598}{66677}You must be Father's brother.
{66688}{66716}I'm so pleased.
{66716}{66756}Why, Mother, you didn't write|a word about him.
{66763}{66845}That's because Brother David|is the black sheep of the family.
{66867}{66919}I want you to meet Count Romero
{66923}{66959}and his son Carlos.
{66975}{67040}- This is my uncle, David Manville.|- How do you do?
{67090}{67154}- Where do you think you're going?|- Are you talking to me?
{67168}{67215}I ain't talking to your Aunt Tilly.
{67225}{67292}I'm a news reporter.|I want to chat with the Count.
{67306}{67361}You're wrong. He ain't no Count.
{67365}{67387}No?
{67387}{67443}Yeah, somebody threw you|a bum steer.
{67447}{67498}Shows you what|a rumor will do.
{67550}{67621}What you want to do|is go over to Pier 48.
{67625}{67674}There's a boat coming in|from the Argentines.
{67678}{67743}Maybe there's a king and queen|on it, you can't tell.
{67747}{67823}Take this man to Pier 48.|It's in the Bronx.
{67827}{67907}- But 48 is down by the Battery.|- In the Bronx!
{68028}{68062}Wonder what their racket is?
{68071}{68127}Looks like a couple of|foreigners being taken over.
{68147}{68183}Let's talk to the Dude.
{68329}{68379}Happy, a couple of cops|are going to see the Dude.
{68411}{68444}Holy smoke! We gotta stop 'em.
{68448}{68491}Go start a fight.|Sock the Weasel.
{68495}{68560}- The Weasel? He's my brother!|- I said sock him.
{68649}{68712}Hey, Weasel.|I hate to do this.
{68810}{68852}Fight! Fight!
{68912}{68949}Fight! Fight!
{69003}{69065}- Your car is waiting, sir.|- Thank you, my good man.
{69069}{69115}Am-scray!|A couple of oos-bay!
{69119}{69193}We'd better be going.|The cars are waiting.
{69197}{69253}You'll enjoy the ride, Count.
{69429}{69491}- Know where the family went?|- They went for a ride, sir.
{69495}{69561}- Where did they go yesterday?|- Went riding, l think, sir.
{69567}{69624}- The day before?|- The same thing, sir.
{69632}{69674}That's fine. Here...
{69683}{69726}that's for your expenses.
{69749}{69810}- And that's for you.|- Thank you, sir.
{69814}{69867}- Remember your general orders?|- Yes, sir.
{69871}{69935}"If l'm asked any questions,|l know nothing.
{69953}{70015}As a matter of fact,|l'm completely dumb."
{70019}{70061}Fine.|You think you can do it?
{70065}{70092}That should be a cinch.
{70097}{70139}I beg your pardon, sir?
{70139}{70217}I said, that should be|a lead pipe cinch.
{70244}{70332}If l had a choice of weapons|with you, sir, l'd choose grammar.
{70537}{70593}- Remember, don't flop on this.|- No, sir.
{70597}{70647}If you do, your family|better send for the body.
{70651}{70731}- I have no family, sir.|- You won't have no body neither.
{70748}{70775}Nobody...
{70902}{70975}Come on. I don't wanna be here|when the family gets back.
{71245}{71293}Uncle David!
{71294}{71341}Hello.
{71343}{71412}There you are.|I'm so glad to see you.
{71448}{71483}Hello, Mr. Manville.
{71487}{71537}Where have you been?|We missed you terribly.
{71544}{71572}Well, that's something.
{71576}{71654}Don't be so strange.|Everybody's crazy about you.
{71660}{71718}Carlos and l are going to|name our children after you.
{71740}{71833}If we're talking about children,|be a good idea to get married.
{71870}{71916}- When does it take place?|- I don't know.
{71920}{71972}Everyone's making a fuss about it.
{71978}{72051}Mother wants the wedding here,|for just the family.
{72056}{72131}The Count wants it in Spain|with the whole world attending.
{72136}{72172}Sorry, Ma...
{72172}{72244}We don't care where it happens,|as long as it happens.
{72248}{72281}That's the way to talk.
{72294}{72345}- Hello, Brother David.|- Edward.
{72349}{72441}- Hello, Mr. McGuire.|- Judge.
{72461}{72523}You've all met David's secretary.
{72573}{72641}Yeah, my... secretary, everybody.
{72649}{72707}I'm so glad you came, Mr. McGuire.
{72722}{72792}You might want to|invite him to our reception.
{72796}{72860}Sure, good idea.|Come on, Happy.
{72964}{72993}Reception?
{72997}{73027}What do you mean 'reception'?
{73031}{73103}We're having a reception|for the folks day after tomorrow,
{73107}{73153}the night their boat|returns to Spain.
{73157}{73209}Isn't that just dandy.
{73222}{73267}You're surprised,|aren't you, Brother David?
{73292}{73313}Yeah.
{73313}{73363}Thought you would be, knowing me.
{73367}{73433}I've never known a man to detest|receptions so violently
{73437}{73498}as the judge.
{73523}{73609}Who's coming, Brother Edward?
{73623}{73663}Just a few of our friends.
{73667}{73729}A small affair,|100, 150 perhaps.
{73733}{73762}Hardly a handful.
{73766}{73841}The Count is tired of|seeing buildings, aren't you?
{73845}{73894}He wants to meet our friends.
{73898}{73944}The Count will love our friends.
{73948}{74038}Of course, l'll look to you,|Brother David, to help me.
{74042}{74079}Of course, of course.
{74104}{74182}I'd like to have a talk with you|before you do anything about it.
{74186}{74245}There's one or two things|l want to straighten you out on.
{74249}{74298}By all means, Brother David.
{74305}{74378}- Yes, john?|- A newspaperman to see you, sir.
{74382}{74413}What does he want, john?
{74417}{74498}Perhaps he's heard about the Count|and wants to write about him.
{74502}{74588}Perhaps you better see him|on your way out, Brother David.
{74592}{74663}You're so clever at|handling newspapermen.
{74667}{74694}I'll handle him.
{74880}{74925}What can we do for you?
{74929}{74974}Society reporter, The Star.
{74978}{75026}I want to get a story on|Mrs. E. Worthington Manville.
{75030}{75101}I can't find mention of her|in the social register.
{75105}{75189}Imagine that? He couldn't|find her in the social register.
{75193}{75258}- I can't understand it.|- What did you want to know?
{75262}{75321}Just a general biography.
{75325}{75385}Say, wait a minute.|Aren't you Dave the Dude?
{75389}{75420}Dave the Dude?
{75424}{75466}What's he talking about, Albert?
{75470}{75538}The house is full of guests.|Let's go somewhere undisturbed.
{75542}{75631}Alright, but l could swear|that you're Dave the Dude.
{75644}{75716}There's a room here|that's not often used.
{75727}{75773}Sure we won't|be disturbed, Arthur?
{75777}{75814}No, not a chance, uncle.
{75818}{75875}This is for family heirlooms.|Some of them go way back.
{76800}{76827}Again?
{77101}{77162}You'll always love me,|won't you, Carlos?
{77166}{77200}You know l will.
{77312}{77362}Has your father said anything yet?
{77406}{77453}No.
{77453}{77514}What will we do if|he doesn't give his consent?
{77523}{77575}If he doesn't like Mother and Dad?
{77585}{77661}- What will we do, Carlos?|- Don't be worried, darling.
{77683}{77736}He's really fond of them.
{77753}{77823}He likes to be formal about things.
{77832}{77886}I'd just die if anything happens.
{77966}{78011}I'll just die, Carlos.
{78116}{78144}Mother?
{78208}{78254}I was in my room,
{78257}{78304}and l was so lonesome.
{78326}{78407}You don't mind if l|pay you a little visit?
{78411}{78465}- Of course not.|- It's my fault.
{78469}{78547}I've taken up Louise's time.|I've been terribly selfish.
{78551}{78609}No, you haven't.|You've been sweet.
{78613}{78669}I'll go in and talk to Dad,|if you'll excuse me.
{78673}{78708}Good night, Mother.
{78712}{78764}You don't mind my|calling you Mother, do you?
{78768}{78820}- I just love it.|- Thank you.
{78824}{78871}- Night, Louise.|- Good night, Carlos.
{78890}{78950}He's a lovely boy.
{78959}{79006}Mother, l'm so happy.
{79065}{79108}My baby.
{79183}{79222}Mother?
{79222}{79264}Yes, my sweet.
{79268}{79327}You don't think anything can happen?
{79345}{79377}Happen?
{79419}{79470}I guess l've just been foolish,
{79490}{79552}because l've been wishing so hard.
{79584}{79693}Mother, did you ever wish|for anything so hard that...?
{79767}{79831}Nothing's going to happen.
{79845}{79920}Nothing's going to happen.
{80027}{80065}Reception, huh?
{80069}{80117}You stayed up too late.
{80121}{80182}You're in a swell apartment|and you began to believe it.
{80186}{80254}For my dough, you're still|a penny-ante pool shark!
{80258}{80317}- Now after all, my dear Dude...|- Oh, shut up.
{80321}{80396}- Don't get cross, Brother David.|- Don't 'Brother David' me!
{80400}{80431}Listen you...
{80468}{80515}Hello? Yeah.|What do you want?
{80519}{80565}I'm sorry to trouble you, Mr. Dude,
{80569}{80651}but the Count asked me to get|the Spanish Consulate on the phone.
{80655}{80699}Why is he calling him?
{80721}{80803}What do you know about that?|He's calling the Spanish Consulate.
{80807}{80849}Maybe he's checking up on us.
{80853}{80925}- How's your Spanish, Happy?|- Good as my French, they smell.
{80929}{80959}And what about you?
{80963}{81014}I'll tell you,|when l was in Havana.
{81018}{81069}Never mind that!|Hello?
{81254}{81358}- The Spanish Consulate, sir.|- Thank you very much.
{81365}{81440}Close the door, please.
{81597}{81675}<i>Consular not home.|Just me, Japanese boy.</i>
{81679}{81735}<i>No, sir.|Consular not home.</i>
{81739}{81812}<i>He gone away long time.|Maybe come back next week.</i>
{81816}{81894}<i>No, me Japanese boy.|Consular not home. Thank you.</i>
{81898}{81967}Very good.|Very, very good.
{82075}{82112}Japanese boy.
{82149}{82207}Very difficult to understand.
{82239}{82325}I think he said|"Consular out of town".
{82329}{82403}I'm glad. I think it was|very unsportsmanlike.
{82407}{82432}Carlos!
{82432}{82497}I'm sorry, Father,|but that's how l feel.
{82501}{82572}- It'd be terrible if...|- lt can't be helped, son.
{82576}{82643}After all, we know nothing|about these people.
{82664}{82773}I may be wrong,|but their behavior seems...
{82783}{82824}strange.
{82828}{82915}I cannot quite|put my finger on it.
{82919}{82965}What difference does that make?
{82972}{83056}- I love Louise.|- You must let me handle this.
{83060}{83123}If they're all right,|nothing to worry about.
{83127}{83192}You can be married|soon as we return home.
{83196}{83287}Meantime, no reason we can't|wait till the reception is over
{83291}{83338}before we decide.
{83358}{83415}I want to meet their friends.
{83428}{83482}Well, what about it?|What about the reception?
{83486}{83505}The reception, my dear Dude,
{83505}{83572}if l may be allowed|one small word,
{83576}{83621}is inevitable.
{83625}{83691}I don't know what stops me|from putting a slug in you.
{83695}{83755}Personally,|l wouldn't mind that at all.
{83787}{83876}I'm rather bored with the whole|rotten business of living anyway.
{83885}{83922}He was a wise old sage who said:
{83926}{83994}"Any man over 40|should be exterminated."
{83998}{84063}- Who said that?|- I don't know. Someone should've.
{84067}{84149}What good is a man over 40?|Take yourself, for instance.
{84153}{84234}- Yeah, l'm only 34.|- Only 34.
{84238}{84315}- I'd have sworn you were 50.|- What?
{84319}{84389}Look at yourself.|Positively jowly.
{84393}{84426}No, you're kidding me!
{84430}{84507}Incidentally, l have|a very good exercise for that.
{84511}{84569}It's something like this,|a head movement.
{84573}{84637}You do it 24 times, every morning.
{84645}{84728}- Like this, huh?|- No, more up and down movement.
{84785}{84857}- Like this, huh?|- Yes, that's much better.
{84887}{84954}Pardon me for horning in|on your calisthenics,
{85059}{85136}but you were gonna put the slug|on him a couple of minutes ago.
{85140}{85186}Yeah, that's right.|How about it?
{85190}{85237}What do you want me to do,|say my prayers?
{85241}{85323}- No, about the reception.|- It was gonna be so simple.
{85327}{85422}Rodney Kent's apartment,|a few clothes and it's a wipe.
{85426}{85511}What a shock you'll get when|you wake up on bare steel.
{85515}{85606}- What for?|- A simple matter of abduction.
{85610}{85662}It's 'agin the law', l've been told.
{85666}{85718}You mean,|that society reporter?
{85722}{85809}No, l mean|those three society reporters.
{85813}{85844}Three of 'em?
{85844}{85912}Sure. A couple more|got horning around.
{85916}{86012}We had to put 'em in the bag.|Don't ya read the papers?
{86016}{86063}Take a peek at the headlines.
{86067}{86168}See if your japanese dialect|will get you out of this one.
{86180}{86256}Forget it. They're still in|Rodney Kent's storeroom?
{86260}{86281}Yeah.
{86281}{86331}- Bugs Malone still with them?|- Yeah.
{86335}{86409}Well, forget it.|I'll square that later.
{86413}{86474}What l'm most interested in|is that reception.
{86478}{86567}Look, judge. You go to Annie|and tell her it's all off.
{86577}{86616}- What?|- Sure...
{86625}{86684}l guess l'm a|sentimental old fool
{86688}{86735}but don't ask me to deliberately
{86739}{86789}break that|poor old woman's heart.
{86793}{86842}Stop it. You're breaking mine.
{86846}{86897}Where are you|gonna get the people?
{86901}{86972}You gotta have a lot of|high-class people, don't ya?
{86976}{87046}That, my dear Dude,|is very simple.
{87050}{87130}It may surprise you to know|that in my own senile way,
{87134}{87188}l've found the solution.
{87192}{87256}Look, in reality l am|judge Henry G. Blake,
{87260}{87337}exponent of pool,|penny-ante pool, if you wish.
{87341}{87364}Yeah, go on.
{87364}{87468}But to Count Romero, l am|E. Worthington Manville,
{87472}{87527}- a celebrated statesman.|- Yeah.
{87531}{87591}Now, is there any reason|why Louie the Lug
{87595}{87650}couldn't be|the Ambassador to Turkey?
{87654}{87672}What?
{87672}{87737}Or wouldn't the Weasel|make an excellent...
{87741}{87797}- Secretary of War?|The Weasel?
{87801}{87901}If Missouri Martin was introduced|to me as a New York society leader,
{87905}{87978}- l wouldn't doubt it.|- Well, l would.
{87982}{88036}And those girls in her club?
{88040}{88089}There you have two dozen of
{88093}{88165}the finest debutantes in town.
{88169}{88204}You're off your nut!
{88208}{88270}Open their kissers and|the roof would fall on 'em.
{88308}{88353}That's the trick.
{88357}{88395}They won't open their kissers,
{88399}{88477}except for a few|introductory speeches
{88481}{88527}which l'll dash off for them.
{88532}{88573}Judge, l think you've got it.
{88577}{88623}Sure, why not?
{88631}{88731}I'll tell them the first one who|opens his yap will get slugged.
{88735}{88797}Now where's my address book?
{88801}{88839}Well, l give up.
{88843}{88915}When Louie the Lug becomes|Ambassador to Turkey,
{88919}{88987}l don't wanna be around anymore.
{89000}{89051}I'm going over to|the insane asylum
{89055}{89111}and hobnob with|a few sensible people.
{89115}{89178}Judge, give me a hand.|You get on this phone.
{89184}{89275}See if there's anyone at Boyle's.|You oughta know that number.
{89323}{89392}A swell idea, judge.
{89401}{89494}We'll marry Apple Annie's|daughter off or bust a gut!
{89504}{89550}Hello, my good man.
{89554}{89636}Would you connect me|with Harry the Horse?
{89646}{89679}Hello, Butch.
{89848}{89897}<i>- Yeah?|- Cap. Moore, lnspector.</i>
{89901}{89947}<i>- Send him right in!|- Yes, sir.</i>
{89981}{90007}Well?
{90032}{90069}Nothing doing, lnspector.
{90073}{90151}That's what you told me yesterday|and the day before that.
{90155}{90234}We gotta find|those three reporters and quick!
{90238}{90277}Look what the newspapers|are doing to us!
{90281}{90323}I've done everything,|covered every angle.
{90327}{90398}Nothing but excuses,|that's all l've been getting.
{90402}{90444}You better get going...
{90477}{90522}<i>- Yeah?|- The Commissioner on the phone.</i>
{90526}{90564}<i>- Who?|- The Commissioner.</i>
{90581}{90660}There he is again.|Fourth time today.
{90676}{90709}Hello, Commissioner.
{90714}{90789}No. I've got Cap. Moore in|my office now. Not a thing yet.
{90793}{90863}Not a thing? That's all l've been|getting for the last few days.
{90867}{90907}What have you got there,|a bunch of schoolboys?
{90911}{90991}Listen, McCreary, l'm not gonna be|made the goat of the department.
{90995}{91042}Find those reporters or l'll...
{91068}{91091}Hello?
{91091}{91134}<i>- Mayor's on the phone, sir.|- The Mayor?</i>
{91138}{91191}<i>- Yes, sir.|- Didn't you tell him l was out?</i>
{91195}{91241}<i>- No, l didn 't.|- Alright, put him on.</i>
{91245}{91266}<i>Yes, sir.</i>
{91266}{91318}Hold on a minute.|Mayor's on the phone again.
{91358}{91421}Hello?|Yes, hello, Chief.
{91425}{91483}No, l was just talking to|lnspector McCreary.
{91487}{91527}Not a thing yet.
{91531}{91577}What are you going to do about it?
{91581}{91640}Sit and wait for those reporters|to walk into your office?
{91644}{91710}Yes, yes. I've heard that before.
{91714}{91789}I'm only interested in one thing.|I want some action and quick!
{91793}{91846}Every editor in town|is in my office this minute.
{91850}{91939}You'll get front page editorial|every day till something's done.
{91943}{92016}Our reporters can't get news|without a bodyguard.
{92020}{92066}I want this clear, Commissioner:|I refuse to stand the brunt
{92070}{92125}for the incompetence of|the Police Department!
{92129}{92184}If City administration can't do|anything, perhaps the State can.
{92188}{92254}When the Governor gets in town|this afternoon, we'll see him.
{92258}{92338}Find those reporters or l'll be|forced to ask for your resignation.
{92342}{92372}Now that's final.
{92518}{92585}Hello, McCreary.|Now get this straight,
{92589}{92663}dig up those reporters|or l'll get me another boy.
{92667}{92697}And that's that!
{92768}{92795}Captain,
{92821}{92906}l'm giving you 24 hours|to find those reporters.
{92910}{92968}If you can't, you'd better start|looking for another job.
{92972}{93000}And that's the works!
{93000}{93027}Yes, sir.
{93027}{93066}What is it, Murphy?
{93070}{93122}A young fella with|an angle on the reporter business.
{93126}{93184}- Come on, speak up.|- A funny thing happened.
{93188}{93252}I was down at the boats|and went to talk to a count,
{93256}{93302}when a couple of yeggs|grabbed me and put me in a car.
{93306}{93355}- What happened?|- They took me to the Bronx?
{93359}{93424}- How'd you get away?|- They stopped and l jumped out.
{93428}{93484}- Who were the men?|- I don't know.
{93488}{93540}Maybe l can tell you|something about that, lnspector.
{93544}{93591}When did this happen?
{93591}{93655}- Last Tuesday.|- That checks all right.
{93659}{93703}Ken and l were down|working the pier last week.
{93707}{93750}Dave the Dude|was meeting some people.
{93754}{93809}Had his whole mob with him.|We thought it was funny.
{93813}{93854}Dave the Dude, eh?
{93858}{93918}This is beginning to|look like a police department.
{93922}{93967}Sit down, l want to talk to you.
{94005}{94079}Get this straight. I ain't having|this rehearsal 'cause l like it!
{94083}{94126}The reception is tomorrow night.
{94130}{94202}You don't rehearse now,|you'll bollocks up the thing.
{94206}{94285}You've got your titles, speeches,|everything laid out.
{94289}{94363}First learn your speeches.|The judge went to a lot of trouble
{94367}{94444}to rig up some swell ones|and l don't want ya to blow 'em.
{94448}{94487}Alright, come on. Let's get going.
{94596}{94688}No, no. You're too stiff,|you're too stiff.
{94698}{94751}Relax, can't you? Relax.
{94787}{94878}Butch, your legs are buckling.|Bend from the waist.
{94901}{94934}Harry the Horse...
{94938}{95008}you don't want to|look like you're gonna kick her!
{95012}{95095}No, and smile.|Go on, keep smiling.
{95099}{95154}Sure, you're supposed to be|having a good time.
{95179}{95252}Louie the Lug.|What do you think you're doing?
{95256}{95349}You're the Ambassador to Turkey,|not a wrestler.
{95351}{95424}Holy mackerel,|this is awful.
{95428}{95508}Cheesecake. What's the matter?|Is it too much for you?
{95519}{95600}- No, l can do it. Only...|- Only what?
{95604}{95659}I'm as good as|Louie the Lug is any day.
{95663}{95714}If he's Ambassador,|l oughta be King.
{95718}{95799}Listen, Secretary of the lnterior|is bigger than Ambassador.
{95803}{95830}- Yeah?|- Sure.
{95830}{95894}You can't fool me.|A secretary is a secretary.
{95898}{95975}Then you're President of the Board.|How do you like that?
{95979}{96020}President?|Now that's something like it!
{96024}{96077}Judge, we got a new|President of the Board.
{96081}{96107}Check!
{96114}{96163}Come here. You too, Micks.
{96171}{96221}You two do your stuff.
{96225}{96288}Quiet! The rest of|you guys, quiet!
{96307}{96381}Micks here's the Count, see?
{96385}{96421}Now l want to hear your speech.
{96453}{96533}- Did l knocked onto this guy?|- Well, you're introduced to him.
{96537}{96577}I get ya, l get ya.
{96599}{96630}Count...
{96642}{96675}l am...
{96679}{96739}lt's a rare...
{96762}{96813}its a rare privy...
{96828}{96864}privy...
{96868}{96939}What are you talking about?|What are you talking about?
{96943}{97001}It's a rare 'privilege', you dope.
{97005}{97074}I can't make the grade with|words like this. Look...
{97082}{97169}- if the judge...|- Get away. You're driving me nuts!
{97208}{97266}Well, what's the matter?|Are you all quitting?
{97285}{97350}Come on. Let's get going.|Rehearse. Rehearse!
{97371}{97426}Charmed to meet you Count.
{97430}{97464}You stink.
{97534}{97559}Call it,
{97559}{97588}- Heads.|- Tails!
{97592}{97641}<i>That makes me the King of Siam.</i>
{97645}{97710}Couple more wins and you'll be|in charge of the whole world.
{97740}{97824}Wait a minute, wait a minute.|Quiet, guest.
{97828}{97884}Quiet.|Quiet everybody!
{97888}{97955}Look like we'll have to|take it one thing at a time.
{97959}{98048}Forget the speeches right now.|Just take up the bowing.
{98052}{98121}Judge, come and|show 'em how to bow.
{98131}{98174}Now watch this close.
{98239}{98308}See, his knees don't buckle.
{98312}{98374}Look where the hand is.|Isn't that graceful?
{98387}{98424}Look at that smile.
{98428}{98506}See, there ain't|anything tough about that.
{98518}{98588}Come on, everybody do it.|Now, no speeches.
{98592}{98650}Just bow.|Everybody just bow now.
{99019}{99075}I don't believe it.
{99127}{99199}Where do you think you're going?|Come here.
{99374}{99417}About time you showed up.
{99449}{99491}I beg your...
{99498}{99536}You got me doing it now.
{99545}{99593}Don't worry, you could stand|plenty of practice.
{99597}{99641}Cut the clowning.
{99645}{99696}These guys have got me crazy.
{99700}{99743}You're not doin' them any good.
{99747}{99819}I'm going through with it, see?|Hey, stop it. Stop it.
{99833}{99893}Wait a minute everybody now.
{99907}{99984}Trouble with a lot of you guys|is you don't take this serious.
{99988}{100036}Well, let me tell you something.|It's serious...
{100040}{100115}and the guy that don't think it is|can take it on the lam now.
{100174}{100250}Listen fellas, l don't want to|get tough with ya,
{100254}{100303}but we gotta go through with it.
{100321}{100354}It ain't for me.
{100358}{100408}Nobody's gonna get|anything outta it.
{100412}{100450}Happy here thinks l'm nuts.
{100454}{100502}Well, maybe l am,|l don't know.
{100506}{100569}But l started it and|l gotta go through with it.
{100582}{100640}It's for Apple Annie, see?
{100644}{100721}She's in a tough spot and it's|up to us to give her a break.
{100725}{100787}If anything goes wrong|tomorrow night,
{100791}{100839}there's no telling what she'll do.
{100843}{100899}So let's practice|and practice hard.
{100903}{100946}Now we'll take up|the Apple Annie speech.
{100950}{101003}All you girls|are Apple Annie, see?
{101007}{101048}Fellas, pick yourself a dame.
{101052}{101115}You're being introduced to her.|Alright, let's go.
{101119}{101171}Alright, everybody.|Let's get organized.
{101175}{101248}The Apple Annie speech.|Put a little ginger into it.
{101560}{101619}- Quiet, everybody.|- Quiet, everybody.
{101623}{101670}- Quiet!|- Quiet!
{101680}{101734}The lndians are upon us.
{101740}{101784}- Hello, Dude.|- Hi.
{101806}{101890}- What's going on around here?|- Nothing you'd be interested in.
{101894}{101959}Funny your whole mob|up here at one time.
{101963}{102027}Anything wrong with a guy|having his friends up?
{102031}{102080}No, nothing wrong in that.
{102094}{102152}These mugs are classy, ain't they?
{102156}{102240}Okay, everybody. Go on home.|Rehearsal is over.
{102266}{102303}Putting on a show, Dude?
{102307}{102370}- Yeah.|- Yeah, a benefit performance.
{102412}{102447}Good night, Dude.
{102463}{102491}So long.
{102836}{102886}Dude and Fish is what gets me.
{102902}{102944}The whole mob was up there.
{102948}{103000}You didn't ask about|the three reporters, did ya?
{103012}{103043}That's good.
{103079}{103138}<i>- Yes, sir?|- Send in O'Brien and Gibbons.</i>
{103167}{103248}Listen, you two fellas|watch the Dude.
{103252}{103285}Don't let him know he's tailed.
{103289}{103350}Anything looks phony,|let me know right away.
{103356}{103432}I want a tail on|every one of the Dude's mob.
{103436}{103481}There names are on file.
{103485}{103536}Use every man in|the Department if you have to.
{103540}{103620}I want those yeggs shadowed|24 hours a day, starting right now.
{103624}{103659}So get going!
{103971}{104043}- Mommy.|- Sorry, darling.
{104047}{104115}There, go to sleep. Good night.
{104134}{104177}Good night, Mommy.
{104566}{104634}The music must be|soft and mellow.
{104638}{104693}Nothing harsh, nothing raucous.
{104697}{104767}Our guests have|very delicate nerves.
{104771}{104861}Play at intervals of 10 minutes.|Do we understand each other?
{104874}{104918}Let it happen.
{105194}{105237}- Are these the two men?|- Yes, sir.
{105243}{105306}- Do they know their requirements?|- I've explained everything, sir.
{105310}{105345}Excellent, john.
{105372}{105449}Then put some on me.
{105453}{105491}Put some there.
{105537}{105625}You're quite sure|it looks all right?
{105631}{105708}- Don't want it to go wrong.|- Yes, madam.
{105712}{105738}Come in.
{105837}{105895}Do my eyes deceive me,
{105899}{105964}or am l in the presence|of an angel?
{105970}{106012}Stop it, judge.
{106026}{106088}Never in all my|questionable career
{106093}{106150}have l gazed upon|such divine loveliness.
{106154}{106213}Stop it, judge.|Honestly, how do l look?
{106217}{106254}Exquisite!
{106258}{106320}- What time are they coming?|- Eight o'clock, my love.
{106324}{106400}- You think they can do it?|- Do it? They'll do it, or else!
{106404}{106490}Dude's been rehearsing them|till they're ready to drop.
{106494}{106572}- I'm so nervous.|- There, there, my little dewdrop.
{106576}{106612}Don't you worry.
{106616}{106685}If anything happens,|l'll be there to cover up.
{106689}{106792}- Leave it to the old judge.|- Oh, you're so good.
{106807}{106856}Dude and his whole mob|are up in Missouri Martin's
{106860}{106909}and there's a sign on|the joint: 'CIOSED'.
{106913}{106986}I didn't find out what it's about|but it sure looks phony.
{106990}{107047}There's a line of cars outside|a block long.
{107051}{107090}Don't let 'em get away from you.
{107094}{107168}What's more, don't let Dude|find out he's being watched.
{107172}{107264}He's a pretty shrew article.|Okay, keep in touch with me.
{107314}{107356}<i>- Hello?|- Moore there?</i>
{107360}{107399}<i>- Yes, sir.|- Put him on.</i>
{107403}{107430}<i>Moore talking.</i>
{107434}{107506}Moore, better get|the riot squad ready, 25 men.
{107510}{107556}Machine guns,|tear bombs, everything.
{107560}{107622}<i>- We may have a job on our hands.|- Alright, sir.</i>
{107626}{107704}Sometimes, Count, l'm a little|ashamed of my fellow Americans,
{107708}{107782}they way they fawn at|and worship celebrities.
{107786}{107843}- It's rather charming.|- They're like children.
{107847}{107904}You'll notice it tonight.|In your presence...
{107908}{107968}they'll probably stammer|and become tongue-tied.
{107972}{108031}I beg of you|to make allowances for them.
{108035}{108066}Of course.
{108070}{108144}Different countries,|different characteristics.
{108148}{108198}Which reminds me...
{108202}{108303}there is custom in my country|which obviously is not American.
{108307}{108363}I was waiting for you to mention it.
{108367}{108444}- What is that, Count?|- The dowry, my dear judge.
{108453}{108523}Nothing has been said|about the dowry.
{108527}{108582}- The dowry?|- The dowry.
{108601}{108630}The dowry.
{108630}{108719}I'm aware that in America it is|not considered very important,
{108723}{108762}but in my country...
{108766}{108815}An old Spanish custom, huh?
{108819}{108898}A very old, old custom.
{108904}{108981}I don't know what to say, Count.|You crept up on me with that one.
{108985}{109021}What was that you say?
{109025}{109083}I say l wasn't quite|prepared for this.
{109087}{109134}It's a delicate subject, you know?
{109151}{109225}Perhaps you do not realize|who your son is marrying?
{109229}{109270}A Manville, sir!
{109274}{109343}A descendant of the General|of the Revolutionary War,
{109347}{109420}George Washington Manville.|You have heard of him?
{109424}{109469}I'm sorry, but l have not.
{109478}{109530}Well, that's strange.
{109540}{109614}And on her mother's side|she comes from the purest stock.
{109624}{109666}Do you know that, if not for them,
{109670}{109722}there would be|no apple industry in America?
{109726}{109763}No doubt, no doubt.
{109767}{109874}But my son too comes from|an old and distinguished family,
{109878}{109971}yet l am making settlement|equal to 50,000 dollars.
{109979}{110007}You are?
{110032}{110119}Perhaps you'd make a similar one?
{110132}{110179}I don't know about that.
{110183}{110253}If you don't wish to discuss it...
{110262}{110306}Well, look at this.|Billiards.
{110310}{110366}Why did you not tell me|you had a billiards room?
{110370}{110405}Do you play?
{110409}{110517}Do l play?|In Valencia, l am champion!
{110527}{110624}Isn't that just... you don't say?
{110628}{110709}Perhaps, before the guests arrive,|we might...
{110720}{110793}Nothing would give me|greater pleasure.
{110810}{110838}Now...
{111084}{111148}- About the dowry, Count...|- Yes?
{111184}{111286}...it occurs to me, if the children|will live in Spain with you...
{111290}{111342}l shall give the whole amount.
{111346}{111401}No, no.|I would not let you do that.
{111405}{111465}After all,|it is only 100,000 dollars.
{111469}{111537}Yes, that's true, but why should you|bear the entire burden?
{111541}{111632}No, nothing at all l assure you.|I can well afford it.
{111636}{111686}For that matter, so can l.
{111690}{111751}You're so gracious, l am ashamed.
{111755}{111827}Nothing would give me greater|pleasure than to take care of it.
{111831}{111895}- No, that would be unfair.|- But Seor, l want to do it.
{111899}{111970}No, no, no.|I'm on the daughter's side.
{111974}{112038}- I have that right.|- Well, Seor, l insist.
{112042}{112125}This is silly. We might|go on like this for hours.
{112129}{112203}In America, we have|ways of settling this.
{112207}{112277}We toss coins, or pull straws...
{112320}{112362}What amuses you, Count?
{112366}{112475}I was just thinking,|l could take advantage of you.
{112479}{112577}- Yes? How?|- By suggesting billiards.
{112581}{112653}- I don't see why not.|- No, no.
{112657}{112698}It would be most unfair.
{112702}{112759}Perhaps it won't be.|You never can tell.
{112763}{112828}- Do you play well?|- Do l play well?
{112843}{112896}I practically make my living at it.
{113067}{113108}I warned you.
{113295}{113381}Everybody on their toes.|And no drinkin', understand?
{113387}{113469}It won't last more than 4 hours.|They catch a boat at midnight.
{113474}{113534}Everybody remember who|they're supposed to be?
{113538}{113568}Yeah.
{113568}{113611}What ya got in mind for me, Dave?
{113615}{113682}A society leader|in New York, Missouri.
{113686}{113764}Tryin' to insult me?|I'm one of the family, see?
{113768}{113825}If there's an uncle,|there's an aunt.
{113829}{113908}Folks, meet the wife of|Uncle Dave the Dude Manville.
{113912}{113970}Look out, Dude,|she's sneakin' up on ya again.
{113974}{114041}Okay, anything you want.|Well, that's set.
{114050}{114143}And remember, you palookas,|you're gentlemen, see?
{114147}{114180}Come on, Happy.
{114194}{114265}Dave, l wanna tell ya|what a swell thing you're doing.
{114279}{114323}And l love you for it!
{114327}{114408}Wife, huh?|Go on, get away from me.
{114559}{114589}Hello, Smiley.
{114643}{114708}Look out, Dude. Cops.|Been trailing ya all day.
{115552}{115579}What's the matter?
{115599}{115669}- What's the matter, Dave?|- Cops! Millions of them.
{115673}{115732}Cops? I thought you said|this was on the up and up?
{115736}{115796}- If there's anything screwy.|- Shut up!
{115800}{115828}Come on, Nick, take it easy.
{115832}{115891}We can't go to the Marberry now.|They'll follow us.
{115895}{115957}- What are we gonna do?|- Do? It's cold. We call it off.
{115961}{116021}Call off nothing. Let me figure it.
{116257}{116291}What luck!
{116295}{116359}Amazing, isn't it?|I've been most fortunate.
{116363}{116415}You realize, if you|make this point, you win?
{116419}{116484}Really?|I'll have to make it then.
{116513}{116581}I'm afraid that shot is|practically impossible, Count.
{116589}{116666}- It can be made.|- Yes, you think so?
{116691}{116760}You shave the white one very fine,|go round the table,
{116764}{116799}meet the red one down here.
{116817}{116868}That's too much for me, Count.
{116872}{116923}Take an expert to do that.
{116927}{116995}Pardon me, sir. Your brother|is on the phone for you.
{116999}{117060}- Brother David?|- Yes, sir. He says it's important.
{117064}{117107}I shall be there directly.
{117476}{117510}You made it!
{117521}{117579}Oh, most fortunate.
{117779}{117837}Hello? Yes, this is he.
{117866}{117968}Congratulate me, David.|I just saved you 50,000 dollars.
{117972}{118036}Never mind that stuff.|Listen, we're in a jam.
{118040}{118116}We're stymied at Missouri Martin's.|The place is surrounded by cops.
{118120}{118153}Cops?
{118153}{118214}I don't like that at all,|my dear Dude.
{118228}{118324}You suggest l fold my tent|and scram into the night?
{118328}{118375}Don't budge outta the place.
{118379}{118433}Stay there and stall|till l figure something out.
{118437}{118475}Just as you say, Dude.
{118479}{118558}But l hardly relish being left|holding the well-known bag.
{118710}{118798}What is it, judge?|What happened?
{118802}{118874}Nothing at all, my dear.
{118878}{118965}I heard you say|something about the cops.
{118974}{119051}- They're not coming here, are they?|- No, of course not.
{119055}{119115}Don't fool me, judge.|Tell me the truth.
{119119}{119181}Don't get worked up.|You've got to keep your head.
{119185}{119251}Yes, but l'm the one...|l ought to know.
{119277}{119314}Don't fool me.
{119318}{119385}I'd rather go in there|and tell them the truth myself!
{119682}{119735}Stinkin' cops are still out there.
{120622}{120672}Thank you.
{120753}{120828}When are the guests|supposed to get here?
{120864}{120902}I don't know, sir.
{120911}{120973}- Could you tell me...?|- No, sir.
{121160}{121208}What are we going to do?
{121212}{121263}What if the police come here?
{121267}{121334}What'll l say to the Count?|What'll l say to Louise?
{121338}{121398}Quiet now, Annie.|The police aren't coming here.
{121402}{121465}Poor Louise.
{121469}{121542}Poor sweet and lovely girl.
{121546}{121623}- Don't you think, judge?|- Of course.
{121637}{121666}Suppose...
{121670}{121738}Suppose the Count should|call the wedding off?
{121742}{121827}It'd kill Louise.|And she'd hate me.
{121831}{121876}Now don't be silly, Annie.
{121880}{121940}What am l gonna tell her?|She'll want to know...
{121944}{122000}about her father.
{122004}{122045}What will l say to her?
{122049}{122102}What will l tell her?
{122114}{122174}I never was married, judge.
{122179}{122244}Now, dear. You don't|have to tell her anything.
{122251}{122319}All these years|l've kept it from her
{122323}{122418}and she must never find out.|Oh no, please...
{122422}{122516}- Annie, be quiet.|- No, please.
{122520}{122609}- Don't let her find out.|- Annie, control yourself.
{122675}{122767}Listen, you think l'd come here|if it wasn't on the level?
{122771}{122841}You gotta take my word.|You got to lay off me tonight!
{122845}{122886}What else do you want,|the key to the city?
{122890}{122946}What's all your gang doing|up at Missouri Martin's?
{122950}{123037}- They're having a clambake.|- Nothing you'd be interested in.
{123043}{123088}But l can't tell you about it.
{123092}{123157}If l could, you'd see how silly|it is to make all this fuss.
{123161}{123218}Just lay off me tonight.|I'll do anything.
{123222}{123272}I'll help you|find those reporters.
{123276}{123344}- That's what you want, isn't it?|- Sure. Where you got them, Dude?
{123348}{123417}I ain't got them,|but l send the word round,
{123421}{123495}those reporters will be back|at their desks tomorrow.
{123504}{123590}Just call off your men|till 12 o'clock tonight.
{123594}{123653}Sorry, Dude. Can't do business.
{123663}{123744}You'll have a police escort|until those reporters show up.
{123748}{123820}If that's the way you feel,|l'll tell ya something.
{123824}{123889}You're right!|I have got those reporters.
{123895}{123950}But they're not|going to show up, see?
{123954}{124032}They won't show up until|l'm good and ready to produce 'em.
{124036}{124159}- Now will you do business?|- Sure, we'll do business.
{124217}{124244}Mac.
{124257}{124307}So you've got the reporters, huh?
{124311}{124405}I thought so.|Arrest these two guys.
{124409}{124455}This won't do you any good.
{124459}{124529}You can always do business|with the Police Department.
{124533}{124574}<i>- Yes, sir?|- Get me the Mayor on the phone.</i>
{124578}{124637}I don't think you can get him.|He's got a party for the Governor.
{124641}{124714}I'll get him when he finds out|it's about the reporters.
{124718}{124793}I wouldn't be surprised if|the Mayor made a deal with you.
{124797}{124851}Probably settle for 50 years.
{124855}{124924}Don't be a sap, Commissioner.|Why drag the Mayor into this?
{124928}{124971}You want those reporters, don't ya?
{124980}{125030}The newspapers are making|a sucker out of you.
{125034}{125077}Now you can come out on top.
{125081}{125142}What? Well, tell him|it's about those reporters. Yes.
{125146}{125194}There ain't anything crooked|about this whole thing.
{125198}{125250}You'd laugh your head off|if you heard the story.
{125254}{125301}Sure, l'm laughing right now.
{125305}{125347}- Hello, Chief.|- Wait a minute.
{125351}{125407}Before you talk to him,|l'll tell you the whole story.
{125411}{125484}You'll think l'm nuts,|but here's the real lowdown.
{125488}{125563}Say, you believe|in fairy tales, don't you?
{125567}{125595}What?
{125609}{125666}No, it's no use.
{125679}{125738}I'll hang before l let you|give me the horselaugh.
{125742}{125792}Talk to the Mayor,|talk to anybody you want,
{125796}{125876}but l'll tell you one thing,|you'll never see those reporters.
{125880}{125967}Hello, Chief.|I've got Dave the Dude right here.
{125973}{126081}Yes, he admits having|the three reporters.
{126085}{126143}He does, huh?|Call the Governor.
{126147}{126176}Governor.
{126227}{126280}Dave the Dude admits|having the reporters.
{126284}{126343}Good!|Have they arrested him yet?
{126347}{126397}Sure they've arrested him,|Governor.
{126401}{126443}But what will happen now?
{126447}{126517}In the morning a bail bond|will get him out again.
{126521}{126598}- That's ridiculous.|- It how it works in this town.
{126602}{126651}He's got a colossal nerve.
{126655}{126712}He can't make any deals|with the Police Department.
{126716}{126779}There's an example for you.|He wants to make a deal with us.
{126783}{126831}Says if we don't leave him alone|tonight, we'll never see them.
{126835}{126882}- That's outrageous!|- Don't get excited, Governor.
{126886}{126943}It's the customary procedure.
{126951}{126996}Bring Dave the Dude up here.
{127000}{127065}Yes, that's exactly what l said.|Bring him up here.
{127069}{127133}Don't worry about my guests.|This is more important.
{127163}{127227}You gentlemen have freely|criticized this administration.
{127232}{127273}Let's see what you can do.
{127277}{127369}I'll let you spread him|all over the front pages!
{127373}{127426}I'd send a criminal like that|away for life!
{127430}{127472}Here's your chance, Governor.
{127517}{127588}It was all going to be so simple.
{128141}{128216}Ask them if|they believe in fairy tales.
{128238}{128281}Look at their skulls.
{128307}{128366}It's a rare privilege.
{128380}{128456}- It's a rare...|- Stop! Stop, Cheesecake.
{128460}{128517}I don't mind tellin' ya|you smell to high heaven.
{128521}{128571}Why don't ya learn this|like l told ya?
{128575}{128663}- You get worse every time.|- Shakespeare, l'm wore out.
{128667}{128739}How can a guy unlax|if he's all wore out?
{128743}{128812}Listen, Simon Legree,|we been doin' this for hours.
{128816}{128869}The Dude said to|keep practicing, didn't he?
{128873}{128926}So, we're going to practice.
{128930}{128978}Now everybody. Up on your feet.
{129008}{129053}Throw yourself into it!
{129057}{129113}Do it like l told ya.
{129117}{129178}Close the door, Stuttgart.|Come on, Lefty, get into it.
{129182}{129229}Now, the Apple Annie speech.
{129246}{129303}Keep on practicing. Don't stop.
{129343}{129377}Hello, Dude.
{129428}{129495}But Dude, we're all set.|Everyone's been practicing.
{129499}{129537}Everybody looks swell.
{129641}{129673}Okay, Dude.
{129688}{129736}- I'll tell 'em.|- What's the matter?
{129740}{129798}- Dude says it's all off.|- It can't be!
{129802}{129868}Dude said it was all off.|Everyone send back the suits.
{129885}{129924}What a break for Annie.
{129928}{129986}You try to do something decent|and they won't let ya.
{129990}{130023}Poor Annie.
{130356}{130406}Mother...
{130444}{130472}Mother...
{130535}{130582}ls there anything wrong?
{130597}{130672}I heard the Count saying|there won't be any reception.
{130676}{130717}Isn't anybody coming?
{130805}{130851}My baby.
{130902}{130969}- Louise, darling?|- Yes, Mother.
{130973}{131095}If anything should happen,|you'd never hate your mother?
{131099}{131171}Don't say things like that.
{131184}{131238}Please don't say things like that.
{131296}{131359}Is the Count in the drawing room?
{131365}{131391}Yes.
{131628}{131720}Annie, where are you going?|Where are you going?
{132409}{132450}Count Romero,
{132465}{132560}l want a few moments|to talk with you.
{132781}{132890}There's nothing more in the world|l want more than
{132894}{133006}for Louise to marry your son.|He's a dear boy.
{133021}{133128}Louise loves him,|loves him dearly.
{133141}{133237}And l'm quite sure|he loves her, too.
{133343}{133407}Ever since she was born,
{133415}{133498}l've had but one thought|in my mind,
{133508}{133554}her happiness.
{133603}{133666}When she wrote and told me
{133686}{133764}she found someone she loved,
{133791}{133884}l think l was|the happiest mother in the world.
{133904}{133943}Count Romero,
{133967}{134018}you came over here
{134022}{134101}to find out something|about her...
{134116}{134217}about her family,|about me.
{134221}{134274}I don't blame you.
{134287}{134342}You had a perfect right.
{134354}{134423}You knew nothing about us.
{134453}{134549}It would be terrible if,|after they were married,
{134553}{134604}you came to find out that...
{134655}{134796}her mother was someone|you would be ashamed of.
{134832}{134962}Someone even she|would be ashamed of.
{134966}{135042}That's silly, Mother. That's silly.
{135070}{135171}That's why l wanted to have|this talk with you, Count Romero.
{135210}{135313}I wanted to tell you|all about us.
{135353}{135396}I want to tell you...
{136153}{136208}His Honor, the Mayor!
{136439}{136515}Go ahead, Mayor. Do your stuff.|It's your idea.
{136840}{136903}My dear Mrs. Manville,|so good to see you again!
{136907}{136985}The last time was at|your very lovely party
{136989}{137065}at Briarwood.|I'll never forget it. Brilliant.
{137070}{137134}And this, l assume,|is your very charming daughter.
{137195}{137270}Count Romero and his son, Carlos.
{137274}{137332}How do you do?|Welcome to our city.
{137336}{137433}I recognize you at once, Mayor.|I've seen you in the newsreels.
{137437}{137499}- Thank you.|- Delighted, madam.
{137917}{137991}- It's a miracle.|- Two miracles.
{138040}{138072}The Governor.
{138163}{138239}His Excellency, The Governor!
{138427}{138481}What did you say|old Apple Annie's name was?
{138485}{138541}Mrs. E. Worthington Manville.
{138545}{138597}- Goodness sake, don't forget it!|- No, no.
{138735}{138773}Mrs. Manville,
{138778}{138841}l can't tell you|what a pleasure,
{138845}{138896}what a privilege it is for us,
{138900}{138969}to be here tonight|at your wonderful reception.
{138997}{139050}Your charming daughter, l presume?
{140060}{140141}The Governor's taking us|down to the boat. Not bad, huh?
{140165}{140264}As a kid, they had a tough time|making me believe in Santa Claus.
{140370}{140419}Look, Father. A police escort!
{140423}{140478}That's more than they do|for us in Valencia.
{140482}{140544}You are very influential,|my friend.
{140548}{140602}This? Nothing at all.|Nothing, l assure you.
{140606}{140663}An admirable woman.|A delightful experience.
{140667}{140714}Made me feel 10 years younger.
{140755}{140811}I suppose, Governor,|now that you're in town,
{140815}{140873}you'll follow up that|investigation down at city hall.
{140877}{140949}No, l think we've been|a little bit harsh with them.
{140953}{141039}I guess l've been a bit impatient|with the administration, Mayor.
{141043}{141128}- Sorry about my attitude tonight.|- That's all right.
{141142}{141206}I must remember to call up|the Commissioner tomorrow.
{141210}{141260}I've been making his life miserable.
{141264}{141335}You boys gotta excuse me|if l get a bit tough on you
{141339}{141408}one in a while.|I know you're doing your best.
{141412}{141455}Okay, Commissioner, okay.
{141459}{141522}That's the way you'll write|the story. Got that clear?
{141526}{141559}What about us being kidnapped?
{141563}{141656}Who said you were kidnapped?|You were on a drunk, understand?
{141660}{141684}Drunk?
{141684}{141769}- You're passing up on this story?|- You were out on a drunk!
{142524}{142600}Hold onto it!
{142880}{142910}Goodbye.
{142929}{142973}Goodbye. Goodbye, Mother.
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